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Thursday, September 23, 2010

**Oh the signs of growing up**

Well, I have gone from miserable blogger and friends lecturing that I need to blog, to all the sudden Miss Blogger and no friends even reading. So ladies, here you are. I am 'researching' blogs and finding out lots of funny things to blog about. I am going to call the last few months, hell, but also writers block. PERFECT! I guess this is what good house wives do, blog. And listen scared to their dogs barking and wondering what kind of 'pest' or creep I have around the outside of my house.......perhaps I should check on that. But I will post this first.

I cheated- looked outside, nothing there and am creeped out. 9-1-1 ready on the phone.


Back to my blogging:
Remember the days of youth? The ones that were just yester-year and all we had on our minds was getting thru a test so we could go out and party all night?  ahhhhh the days of COLLEGE!!!!!

Well, I dream of those days. When I slept in. Ate. occasionally made a class, and then finally showered so I looked decent to go out, and not so decent in classes. Yup. I was 'THAT' girl, and I had a lot of fun!!! But, back on track. I found this list and I couldn't help but relate to it and laugh out loud. (lol) So I am re-blogging it and laughing still. Enjoy.

25 Signs You’re Getting Older





1. Your potted plants stay alive.

2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.

7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10, You’re the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don’t know how to turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.

17. Dinner and a movie — the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.

19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids — not condoms and pregnancy-test kits.

20. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good stuff.”

21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

22. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi & Ho-Ho’s.

23. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

24. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

25. You don’t drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

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